Uber and Lyft Partner with Police Unions Across The Nation In “You Need Us More Than We Need You, You’ll See!” Marketing Campaign.
August 21, 2020
news & eic
Uber, Lyft and several police unions today announced an unconventional partnership, banding together over their shared complaint that the world is
Post Office To Combat Election Fraud With More Easily Defrauded Electoral System
August 16, 2020
news & eic
In an effort to strike back against what many perceive to be preemptive attacks by the current White House, the USPS today made a surprise
Police Officers Decry Citizen Use Of Police Profiling Strategies To Combat Police Brutality
August 10, 2020
news & eic & law_enforcement
Police Officers in Nutley, N.J. are in a state of panicked shock after learning that a bout of their police brutality was publicized on Twitter,
Several American Territories Form Coalition of “United States” To More Effectively Negotiate for Lives of Citizens
August 5, 2020
news & eic
In a surprising turn of events, seven governors have announced shared entry into a unifed purchasing compact. The non-partisan deal is an effort to
Fraternity Members Everywhere Shattered By Destruction In Beirut
August 4, 2020
news & eic
Fraternities across the country were rocked today by the news that Beirut had experienced a calamitous event that left hundred dead and thousands
Craven Political Operative To Give Congress A Real Piece Of His Mind
July 28, 2020
new & eic & corruption
Attorney General William P. Barr will appear before the House Judiciary Committee today – and in a break from tradition, it will not be a normal
Reagan Library Mortified At Association With (Second) Dementia-Addled TV Actor Put Forth By The GOP as Presidential Candidate
July 26, 2020
news & eic & gop
The Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation and Institute today released a statement requesting that “the Republican president – obviously suffering
DeWalt Releases New “DHS-Proof” Leaf Blower
July 26, 2020
news & eic
Tool and construction supply manufacturer DeWalt has announced a new line of leaf blowers marketed directly at the protestors participating in the
GOP In Disarray; Trump/Cruz Battle Over Whose Corruption Will Pay Out First
July 22, 2020
news & eic & corruption
The Republican Party is in disarray following a dispute between Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) and President Donald Trump (Chaotic Evil-Florida) over
Betsy DeVos: “Goya-Branded Masga Masks Hottest Back-To-School Schwag of 2020!”
July 22, 2020
news & eic & covid
“Make American Schools Great Again” is the slogan of a new ad campaign by food industry giant Goya – stepping out of their usual sphere and into the
NBC Counterprogramming Latest WH Briefings With Old Apprentice Re-Runs
July 20, 2020
news & eic
NBC has been airing re-runs of old Apprentice episodes on weeknights in an apparent direct attempt to ‘counterprogram’ against the President’s
Farmer Invites Fox Into Henhouse, Surprising Results
July 19, 2020
news & eic & corruption
A farmer in Billings, MT was surprised when – after inviting a fox to sit inside his henhouse – he later discovered all of his chickens had been
PORTLAND: Unidentified Federal Agents Unable to Get Insurance Claims Processed, Court Rules
July 16, 2020
eic & portland & law_enforcement & corruption
A district court in Portland, OR today ruled that the unidentified federal agents recently observed kidnapping American citizens with no regard for
Unindentified Federal Agents Incensed At Lack Of Unmarked Vehicle Selection
July 16, 2020
eic & portland & law_enforcement & corruption
Multiple reports that Federal Agents engaged in extra-judicial kidnappings in the greater Portland area have entered complaints regarding the