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A farmer in Billings, MT was surprised when – after inviting a fox to sit inside his henhouse – he later discovered all of his chickens had been brutally slain and – in most cases – completely devoured.
“I just can’t explain it”, said the Farmer, Slau Luhrner (53). “I never would have expected that inviting a fox into a henhouse could cause such tragic, utterly foreseeable consequences. I never would have expected it. It’s like if I were a black radio show host and I invited known-racist-and-shit-stirrer Roger Stone onto my program and he tried to slip in the Pepsi Light of N-words and then pretended he didn’t do it right to my face. Like, who could possibly have seen this coming?”
Mr. Luhrner was unable to be reached for followup comment as he “…[was] recently befriended online by a Nubian prince… and [have] been advised that all communciation was likely tapped by the NSA”.
Further reporting on the above to follow as the situation develops.